I have to admit, I really can’t stand Christmas music. I have taken to wearing my headphones in the grocery and in Starbucks lately because I just can’t take it. I know, I’m the world’s foremost popera scholar, I should be able to take it.

But on the other hand I love, LOVE, Christmas camp. Today begins the Christmas Camp series. Campy musical submissions welcome.

The first installment features two performances from a 1980s Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas special: